50 Ways to Ween Your Hallow #7 (Daily Planet email #1124)

Loretta Limb

Will Feral

Florist Karlov

Blake Deadly

Squid Vicious

Bone Yang

Chucky Luciano

The Hannityville Orator

Jon Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Frédéric Choppin’

Phony Bennett

Fake LaMotta

Faux Jackson

Fraud Debussy

Shammy Davis Jr.

Forgery Taylor Greene

George Bernard Shawlatan

Tony Bliar

Vlad the Imposter

Partial McLuhan

Scooby Dude

Jeans Baptiste Point DuSable

Hairy Fella Brontë

Amandalorian

Pokemonhontas

Prepper Pig

Ariana Bel Grande

Yemini Snicket

Bolivia Newton John

Vince Vaughan Beethoven

Henry Wadsworth Longwinded

Teenage Mutant Ganja Turtles

Travis Kelce Grammar

Louisa May Allsorts

Chester Bea Arthur

Lovely Rita Peterbuilt

Edgar Rice Churros

Jane Ayre Jordan

Boy George Eliott

Katie Tyler Perry

Daryl Hall and Joyce Carol Oates

Rodgers and Hammertime

Lizzo and Stritch

Ralph Waldo Emerson, Ricki Lake, and Potter Palmer

Commodore, Katie, and Tyler Perry

Wayne Dyer and Garth Vadar

M3GAN TH3Σ SK@LL!0и

Millie Bobby Billie Vanilli Eidolish

The Three Tenor Stooges

Adam Schiff and Claudia Schiffer,

in a chiffarobe with the Chiffons.

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