Katie and the workshop crew (Daily Planet email #1119)

Katie and the workshop crew use apples to create autumnal decorations and delicious treats.

Katie and the workshop crew use memory to create seasonal distractions from something obvious and inescapably terrible.

Katie and the workshop crew use others to create validation and the feeling of stability.

Katie and the workshop crew battle alligators, toxic gas, and bad calamari to get apples to create autumnal decorations and delicious treats.

Katie and the workshop crew mistake shrunken human heads for apples and use them to create delicious treats with funny expressions.

Katie and the workshop crew watch a last, russet leaf kiss the ground and consider the nature of content, accent on the con.

Katie and the workshop crew use your attention to generate income, while suggesting perceived value in the form of aspirational endeavor.

Katie and the workshop crew throw apples at an official vehicle and suffer the fruits of official rancor.

Katie and the workshop crew question the use of force and are demonstrated upon, demonstrably.

Katie and the workshop crew have finally learned their lesson and will now teach it to you with cinnamon-infused ornament sticks.

Katie and the workshop crew have a dream where all their apples are in a school locker they forgot the combination for, then their grandmother is playing organ in her own home but it’s a song she never would have known. Grandpa starts barking but they wake up and it’s a real dog and here comes another long taping day.

Katie and the workshop crew emerge in the underneath and use apple tree roots to create funereal autumnal decorations and portable implements of torture.

Katie and the workshop crew try getting the lowdown on a magician suspected of being a foreign spy – and fall under his spell!

Katie and the workshop crew drive around and around, fruitlessly looking for apples until they realize they are in New Zealand where apples are banned.

Katie and the workshop crew use Corten Steel and vulcanized rubber to create 200-ton, site-specific autumnal decorations with guest Richard Serra.

Katie and the workshop crew go to an immersive apple orchard projection exhibit in an old warehouse and remember the good times.

Katie and the workshop crew just sit at dinner and talk about apples. Wallace Shawn guest stars.

Katie and the workshop crew learn how in the 4th Century, St. Jerome made a Latin pun, using the word malus for both apple and evil in his translation of the Garden of Eden story. Then everybody debates theodicy and never quite get around to the crafting stuff.

Katie and the workshop crew are put on trial before the entire orchard for crimes against botany.

Katie and the workshop crew eat some mushrooms and lie around happy until the apples are good and fermented. But where did the delicious treats go?

Katie and the workshop crew buy all that crap at Michael’s and then have time to read a good book.

Katie and the workshop crew don’t worry about it – have some cider, there’s bread if you want it, life’s too short.

Katie and the workshop crew wash their hands thoroughly, of everything.