Hot Lunch Menu 10 (Daily Planet email #1118)
Oh my goodness, do these kids ever stop eating? Apparently not, and we’re on the hook to feed them? That’s education? Well, I never. Anyway, since nobody’s answering over at admin, we’ve consulted with podcasters, influencers, in-laws, pro-wrestlers, and various smiling faces to determine sources of nutrients that will fuel your young children’s bodies with the impression we know what we’re doing. Special dietary needs? Not a problem! I mean, it’s not even a problem. Get in line, will you?
Solid Food Monday 09/22
Pomegranite
Leaded Wheat
Jamaican Hardo
Non-porous cracker substitute
Continental Breakfast served on a Tectonic Plate of Greens
Chocolate Chip Frozen Concrete
Tough Cookies
Hard Seltzer
Rock Salt
The Unbreakable Maurice Lennell
This is Not My Beautiful Lunch 09/23
Chicken Negates
Garlic Not
Chick-fil-Nay
Ain’t Necessarily Butter
Nougatory
Misfortune Cookie
Trouble Stuff Noreos
Donut Black Holes
Chipotlable Water
…Forket About It!
The Heart of Rock and Roll is Lunch 09/24
Instant Korma
Wok ’n’ Roll Part Seven
Baby Got Back Ribs
Your Own, Personal, Cheez-Whiz
Reuben James’ Reuben
Buffalo Wingfields
Come Back and Satay
Tommy Roe
Nutella Bass
Hammer Thyme
Nelly Furtado Avocado
LL Kool Aid
Never Mind the Pollocks
Stim and STEM Day 09/25
Hamburger Yelper
Instagraham Crackers
Friendster Fry
Discorn
WhatsThisApp?
S - P - E - L - T
3-Meatless Pizza
Avogadro Toast
Mandelbrot with Sauerkraut
Watermelon Cubits, Au Pears, and Thriced Peaches
Doughdecahedron with Try-glycerides
Tik Tok Tic Tacs
Floriday Day 09/26
Gator Tots
Glazed Catfish Bites
Locked ’n’ Loaded Nachos
Panhandle Caviar
Char a Lardo
Tampa Tidbits
Orlandough
Gainsville Burgers
Tallahassee Lassi
Some scrawny swamp rat guy running across the interstate with what looks like your cake, you think he might be high and if he pulls out his gun you pull out your gun because you are in the right so you get the cake and it’s a slightly-dented strawberry shortcake, with sprinkles, they let you keep it cool in the squad car, it’s all good, want sum?
PensaPepsi
Freedom Frangipane
Key Lime Meth
And then, suddenly sometime,
all day long, on the René Descartes a la carte cart, it’s Time Lunch Time
Later Tots
Pasta Mañana
Imminent Lo Mein
Amicus Beef
Minute Rice, but actually this time we mean small
Noon O’Kabab
Time of the Seasoning of the Witch
Elevenses
Second Helpings
Quick Gin
